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[wing_attack]

What do you do when you can't sleep? Probably a stupid question, but it's too quiet here. Too much time to think about things.

If that's not a good question for you, then what's there to do here at night other than look for the nocturnal kinds of Pokemon? I grew up near the coast, in the suburbs. There was always at least something open, but here the towns are kind of... smaller.

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[wing_attack]

[... What is this.]

That's pretty normal for humans, yeah.

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[codpieces]

AhHaHa NiCe MaN I'm CoOl WiTh ThAt :o)
It'S pReTtY sIcK, aLl ThIs NeW iNfO bEiNg DrOpPeD aT mE. iT nEvEr FuCkIn EnDs WiTh YoU gUyS, i LiKe ThAt.
NeVeR sEeN tHaT mAnY mOtHeRfUcKeRs SlEeP aT nIgHt.
LiKe FuCk I dOn'T eVeN gOtTa SlEeP mUcH aNyWaY.
SuN mAkEs My LoOkStUbS gO aLl TiNy At Me BuT iT aIn'T tHaT bAd.
WhAt'S kEePiNg YoU Up BrOtHeR?

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[wing_attack]

[... It takes him a bit to decipher all of that.]

Just thinking about things.

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[codpieces]

OhH.
HaHa YeAh i CaN gEt WiTh ThAt.
ThIs PlAcE gOt A sHiTtOn Of ThInGs To Be WoNdErInG aBoUt.

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[wing_attack]

There always are.

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[codpieces]

UhHhHh
I dUnNo BrO.
LiKe SoMeTiMeS i JuSt Be GeTtInG mY wOnDeRiNg On aBoUt ThE mIrAcLeS oR wHaTeVeR tHe FuCk'S gOt ThE mAgIc GoInG dOwN aT tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiN mOmEnT uNtIl My ThInK PaN jUsT kInD oF











[ white noise ]

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[wing_attack]

Uh.

Are you okay?

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[codpieces]

[ LIKE TEN MINUTES LATER sorry tobias . . . ;u; ]

WhAt?
WoAh ShIt I'm SoRrY.
kInDa SpAcEd AnD fOrGoT i WaS tAlKiNg To A mOtHeRfUcKeR . . .
mY bAD.
wHaT wAs I


[ like another +2 minutes . . . ]


oH, yeAh.
ThAt'S wHaT i MeAnT bRo, lAsT tExTlInE bAcK.
tHaT nEvEr GoT HaPpEnInG fOr YoU?

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[wing_attack]

I think I think too much.

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[codpieces]

DoUbLe MeAnInGs AlL aCrOsS mY mOtHeRfUcKiN sCrEeN hAhA
yOu GoTtA cHiLl, DoGg.
LeT yOuR tHiNk PaN jUsT sLuMp ThE fUcK dOwN. gRaB a FaYgO aNd SnAp ThAt BoTtLeCaP lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr'S nEcKsTeM ( dIdN't FiNd AnY yEt To Be FuCkIn HoNeSt WiTh YoU, bUt I'm StIlL gEtTiNg My SeArCh On . . . )
If YoU cAn'T fInD fAyGo NeItHeR, sLaM sOmE oF tHoSe BeRrIeS.
AiN't As GoOd As PiE bUt It StIlL sTaRtS a HeEzY fUcKiN hOnKfEsT aLl Up In YoUr MoUth.

[ in other words

you want some drugs son ]

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[wing_attack]

What's Faygo? Is it a soda? And someone told me not to eat the berries.

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[codpieces]

It'S nOt JuSt A sOdA, mAn.
IT's tHe WiCkEd ElIXiR :o)

[ really long pause ]

AhAhA rEaLlY?
wHy?
ShItS pReTtY dEliSh.
EsPeCiAlLy ThEsE mInTy LiTtLe FuCkErS.

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[wing_attack]

I was told they can have pretty nasty effects.

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[codpieces]

EvErYfUcKeR's GoT tHeIr OwN tAsTeS i GuEsS.

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[wing_attack]

I'd like to not be tripping out in the middle of dangerous Pokemon.

[codpieces]

UhHh
DoN't YoU jUsT wAtCh YoUr FeEt FoR tHaT?

[wing_attack]

I mean hallucinating or something.

[codpieces]

OhHh.
DoN't ThInK i EvEr SaW sHiT tHaT aIn'T rEaLlY tHeRe . . .
HoW'd We KnOw It AiN't ReAl If YoU bE sEeInG tHaT sHiT wItH yOuR oWn LoOkStUbS aNyWaY?
tHaT bE aN iNtEnSe FuCkIn MyStErY, yO.

[wing_attack]

I don't know. It's hard to tell, I guess.

[codpieces]

It'S hOw ThE gReAt MyStErIeS sHoUlD bE sTaYiNg LiKe, BrOsIs.
It'S wHeRe AlL tHe MaGiC hApPeNs :o)
HoNk

[wing_attack]

Why are you honking?

[codpieces]

It'S oNe Of ThOsE tHiNgS wHeRe YoU jUsT fEeL *RiGhT* dOiN iT, yOu GeT mE?
HiTs YoU rIgHt In ThE bLoOd PuMpInG mOtHeRfUcKeR.
aNd A cLoWn GoTtA eXpReSs AlL tHaT cIrCuLicIoUs mIrTh SoMeHoW hAhA :o)

[wing_attack]

Oh. You're a clown? Like an actual clown, not just a 'class clown'?

[codpieces]

YuPp.
DuNnO iF wE gOt ClAsSeS oF ClOwN tHoUgH.
lIkE tHe HeMo-WhAtEvEr ThE fUcK tHeY cAlL iT bAcK hOmE, tHaT bE pUtTiNg EvErYbRo On SoMe KiNdA hIgH tOp To Be BiGgEr ThAn ThE nExT dUdE.
wE'rE aLl EqUaL mOtHeRfUcKeRs HeRe :o)

[ except that's not the type of 'class' he's talking about gamzee . . . ]

[wing_attack]

No I mean like... 'class clown' is that kid in every class that likes to joke around, mess with people, try to make the teacher laugh... that kind of thing.