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[wing_attack]

What do you do when you can't sleep? Probably a stupid question, but it's too quiet here. Too much time to think about things.

If that's not a good question for you, then what's there to do here at night other than look for the nocturnal kinds of Pokemon? I grew up near the coast, in the suburbs. There was always at least something open, but here the towns are kind of... smaller.

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[codpieces]

It'S nOt JuSt A sOdA, mAn.
IT's tHe WiCkEd ElIXiR :o)

[ really long pause ]

AhAhA rEaLlY?
wHy?
ShItS pReTtY dEliSh.
EsPeCiAlLy ThEsE mInTy LiTtLe FuCkErS.

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[wing_attack]

I was told they can have pretty nasty effects.

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[codpieces]

EvErYfUcKeR's GoT tHeIr OwN tAsTeS i GuEsS.

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[wing_attack]

I'd like to not be tripping out in the middle of dangerous Pokemon.

[codpieces]

UhHh
DoN't YoU jUsT wAtCh YoUr FeEt FoR tHaT?

[wing_attack]

I mean hallucinating or something.

[codpieces]

OhHh.
DoN't ThInK i EvEr SaW sHiT tHaT aIn'T rEaLlY tHeRe . . .
HoW'd We KnOw It AiN't ReAl If YoU bE sEeInG tHaT sHiT wItH yOuR oWn LoOkStUbS aNyWaY?
tHaT bE aN iNtEnSe FuCkIn MyStErY, yO.

[wing_attack]

I don't know. It's hard to tell, I guess.

[codpieces]

It'S hOw ThE gReAt MyStErIeS sHoUlD bE sTaYiNg LiKe, BrOsIs.
It'S wHeRe AlL tHe MaGiC hApPeNs :o)
HoNk

[wing_attack]

Why are you honking?

[codpieces]

It'S oNe Of ThOsE tHiNgS wHeRe YoU jUsT fEeL *RiGhT* dOiN iT, yOu GeT mE?
HiTs YoU rIgHt In ThE bLoOd PuMpInG mOtHeRfUcKeR.
aNd A cLoWn GoTtA eXpReSs AlL tHaT cIrCuLicIoUs mIrTh SoMeHoW hAhA :o)

[wing_attack]

Oh. You're a clown? Like an actual clown, not just a 'class clown'?

[codpieces]

YuPp.
DuNnO iF wE gOt ClAsSeS oF ClOwN tHoUgH.
lIkE tHe HeMo-WhAtEvEr ThE fUcK tHeY cAlL iT bAcK hOmE, tHaT bE pUtTiNg EvErYbRo On SoMe KiNdA hIgH tOp To Be BiGgEr ThAn ThE nExT dUdE.
wE'rE aLl EqUaL mOtHeRfUcKeRs HeRe :o)

[ except that's not the type of 'class' he's talking about gamzee . . . ]

[wing_attack]

No I mean like... 'class clown' is that kid in every class that likes to joke around, mess with people, try to make the teacher laugh... that kind of thing.

[codpieces]

OhHh.
WeLl I aIn'T gOnNa ObJeCt To ThAt ReAsOnInG eItHeR, dOgG.
i DiG aLl ThOsE tHiNgS.
eXcEpT fOr ThE tEaChEr ThInG.
dOn'T gOt OnE oF tHoSe.

[wing_attack]

I don't anymore. But you've never been to school?

[codpieces]

[ realization should come in like the next extensive five minutes or so . . .









there we go ]

ShIiIiIt NoW i GoT cHiMeD uP wItH yOuR tHoUgHt TrAcKs MaN!!
yOu MeAn GeTtIn ScHoOlFeD aNd ShIt.
ToTaLlY gEt ThAt NoW hAhA.
bUt UhHh NoT a LoT?
ThE oLd GoAt StAyS oUt MoSt Of ThE fUcKiN tImE So I dOn'T bE sEeIn ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR mUcH.

[wing_attack]

Oh. What do you do most of the time, then?

[codpieces]

I jUsT cHiLl ThE fUcK oUt, YoU kNoW?
tRoLl It Up WiTh My BrOtHeRs AnD bItChEs
HaNg BaCk AnD wAtCh ThE fLaShInG mOtHeRfUcKiN cOlOrS
sO dAmN bEaUtIfUl, MaN.
uHhHh SiT iN mY hOrN pIlE
sIt On ThE bEaCh
BaKe SoMe PiEs
ShIt, YoU lIkE pIe?

[wing_attack]

I haven't had it in a long time. None that wasn't stale and gross at least.

[codpieces]

YoOoO
wE sHoUlD tOtAlLy ShArE a TiN sOmEdAy!
I uHhH dOn'T gOt AnY aCtUaL tInS oN mE tO sTaRt, BuT . . .
fUcK, wHeN i GeT oNe wE sHoUlD sPlIt.
AnD hAnG oUt LiKe BrOs :o)

[wing_attack]

[How does friend.]

Maybe? I don't know. I haven't seen anywhere selling pie around.

[He hasn't exactly looked, though.]

[codpieces]

[ like this, friend :o) ]

NaH, mAn.
YoU dOn'T bUy PiE.
yOu BaKe ThAt MoThErFuCkEr.

[wing_attack]

I've never baked anything.

[codpieces]

. . . ThIs Is GoNnA bE mIrAcUlOuS, dUdE.