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[He can do this. Who cares if people think he's weird for this? He has people who don't think that, too. He turns on the video and smiles a tiny bit, before speaking.]

So I'm just wondering... a couple of things, really. First of all, how many people are here who are under the age of twenty? It feels like that's a lot of people here - more than you'd usually see in any kind of population. Has anyone tracked that kind of stuff?

And second...

[Here we go.]

How many people had what people might call... powers or abilities or magic at home? Like, stuff that most people can't do but you can do? I'm not counting if you come from some kind of world where magic is common, but where it's rare and people would stare at you for doing it, that's what I mean.

[... He's kind of run out of steam.]

Th... that's what I was wondering. Let me know. I'm not trying to like... track people down or something. I'm just curious.

[He flicks the video off and goes to get a drink of water. That was kind of scary.]

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Yeah...BUT these fists are pretty good at flattening out pizza dough, so I'll take what I can get.

_{[He misses his job at Pizza Paras-dice sometimes, man. Too bad it was such a pit.]}

Sounds like it could be fun. I've never worked at a pizza place.

You should try it some time, especially if you've got some steam to blow off.

I'm more fantasy books than fighting fists.

Maybe so, but does readin' a book get you a pizza in the end?

No. And the ones here are all full of terrible terrible Pokemon puns.

_{[He has to laugh at that.]}

What is? The books or the pizza parlors? Because I'm thinkin' it's both.

I was thinking the books, but yeah, both.

Anyhow, you asked about powers. That's all I got.

Hey, it's better than nothing.

... I can turn into animals.

_{[Ralph's brows drift up.]}

Now that sounds handy...what kinda animals? Like a werewolf?

[You are the second person to ask that.]

Any animal I've touched before. And no, not really. I mean, werewolves usually walk on two legs and if I turn into a wolf I'm gonna walk on four. It's a lot easier to deal with. ... But only for two hours at a time, or else I get stuck. I'm usually a bird at home, because I went over the time limit.

I got the power back, but it's... complicated.

_{[Ralph was no stranger to time limits. Sounded like a power-up kind of deal. It's pretty easy to understand.]}

Say no more, this place is pretty complicated on its own. How many different animals y'think you've turned into?

Uh...

[Give him a moment while he counts.]

About thirty, I think.

_{[He lets out a low whistle. That was a LOT of powerups. Must've been a game with lots of levels.]}

I'm sorry you're stuck here without 'em. I wasn't too happy the first time I punched a wall in this place.

Yeah, it sucks. But at least I can fly on Regal here. So it's not all bad.

_{[Ralph nods. He doesn't really have something to make up for that. Sure his pokemon are pretty stout, but it's just not the same as leveling an apartment complex.]}

... I guess Pokemon can't make up for everyone's abilities, though.

Nope. And speakin' of, I got some liftin' to do. Catch ya around.

Okay. Talk to you later, Ralph. Good luck with the lifting.

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