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[This is stupid. This is so, so stupid. But he has to ask because it's distressing him a lot and he really needs to know. He tries changing up his typing style so people can't trace it back to him.]

so was anyone like

something else before they came here

like something not human

i really need to know

thats it i guess

i dont know this is stupid maybe ill just delete it but

i had to ask

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a bird

[codpieces]

WhOaA yOu MeAn A ChIrPbEaSt?
FuCk ThAt'S hElLa FlY
pUn InTeNdEd HaHa
HoNk
WhAt'S iT lIkE tO fLy MoThErFuCkEr?

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a hawk so i screeched more than chirped really

flyings fun its really great actually just being above everything and

you feel really free

[codpieces]

DaMn ThIs SoUnDs So SpIrItUaL
SeEiNg ThE vAsT fUcKiN wOrLd FrOm ThE sKy Up ThErE
iT's PrObAbLy A MaSsIvE fUcKiN mIrAcLe PaSt YoUr LoOkStUbS yO
yOu CaN rEaLlY sEe EvErYtHiNg?
i TrIeD oNcE bUt i CaN't Be GeTtInG oFf ThE fUcKiN gRoUnD
hEy, WhAt Do ClOuDs FeEl LiKe?

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not everything but a lot of things

clouds are cold you dont really want to fly up in them because the air cools down a lot

you have to flap a lot to get through cold air so its usually better to glide over roads and concrete where the hot air pushes you up

[codpieces]

WhOaA
yOu'Re SaYiN lIkE
iT's LiKe VaNiLlA?
i KnEw ThOsE cLoUdS gOt SoMeThInG oN eM mAn
HoLy ShIT

[ all the vanilla ]

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except not tasty

[codpieces]

AwW :o(
wElL iT fOoLeD tHe FuCk OuT oF mE.
wHy ThEy GoTtA bE aLl FlUfFy Up ThErE?

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because water collects around dust in the air and clumps together and bends light so it looks like that

i think

its been a long time since science class

[codpieces]

WhA
nO
nOoO nO nO aNoNbRo
I dOn'T wAnT aLl ThE sCiEnCy AnSwErS iN hErE
pUt ThAt AwAy
sHiT sTeAlS aLl My MiRaCuLoUs HaPpEnInGs LiKe A gRaDe A sWiPeR :o(

[wing_attack]

oh

uh

sorry?

[Science is neat though. :( ]

[codpieces]

It'S cOoL.
i DoN't EvEn ReMeMbEr WhAt YoU tYpEd At Me HaHa

[ but science is blasphemy :o( ]

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yeah

anyway youre getting along okay as a human?

[codpieces]

SmOoTh As FuCk SaIlInG mAn :o)
It'S jUsT bEiNg AlL hOrNlEsS tHaT cAn MaKe A mOtHeRfUcKeR fEeL oFf HiS bAlAnCe MoJo.
BuT iF i KeEp ShIt On My HeAd, LiKe AlLs ThEsE fUnNy HoNk HoRnS i GoT oN mE? It FeElS pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN eQuAlIzEd.

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maybe put books on your head?

i know people used to do that to learn how to balance properly

[codpieces]

UhHhH

[ so ok he's gonna try this with the trainer manual, but it takes a while to respong back! ]

lIkE tHihgcjh
AuGh FuCk MaN
oKaY I Ayt;kj
ShIt
ThEy KeEp FaLlInG aNoNbRo :o(

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thats why you have to practice