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Tobias ([personal profile] wing_attack) wrote2014-08-04 07:01 pm

|1| [Video/Action for near New Bark Town]

[There's a... very uncertain-looking young man peering into the camera. He's really not sure what to make of any of this. It's a little hard to believe that he's like this, and he can't morph, and that there are Pokemon.]

[... He's trying to keep it together.]


So... uh.

[Great start, Tobias.]

I guess... I'm stuck here? No one in town really had anything useful to say. None of this makes much sense. And I'm guessing asking how to get home isn't going to get me any real answers, either.

[There's a squawk off-camera, and he looks concerned for a minute.]

I'm guessing the first step is to head to the next town, right? And start building up a team...

[... Why did he make this broadcast anyway?]

... If anyone's got any advice for that kind of thing, feel free to give it.

[He clicks the broadcast off.]

[Action]

[He's not in New Bark Town anymore. He's nearby, but he's sitting in a small area free of tall grass, staring down his Pokemon. What's a Rufflet, anyway? ... At least the body language is familiar. He holds out his hand, waiting for the little Pokemon to approach.]

[... This might take a while.]
foolishwren: no probert robert (no problem boblem)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. If nothing else, you missed the hurricane we had the other week.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm from Maine where earthquakes and hurricanes... like... aren't a thing.

Needless to say, first time I was in a hurricane here?

Not fun.

Would not recommend.
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Cali, huh? Always wanted to go there someday.

[Never had the chance, though, but then, she'd rather stay here than ever go back to her world.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? No surfer hunks and beach parties?

Man, the movies lied to me!
foolishwren: me: i am an atrocity to god, but thank you (someone: ur cute)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-14 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. A whole generation of Baywatch fans, betrayed.

[Actually she's never watched Baywatch. But there you go.]

Anyway... you got a name?
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-15 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Heather Mason.

[If she thinks it was weird that he only offered a first name, she doesn't seem to indicate it.]

So what's your starter, Tobias?
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-19 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Beep boop lookin' it up on the Pokedex...]

Oh yeah! Those things. My friend Crow has one of those-- or had, I guess, it's all grown up now.
foolishwren: but whatever the hell is wrong with him is WAY funnier (honestly i COULD fix him)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-20 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah?

Y'have pet ones at home or something?
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Cool.

I didn't have much experience with animals before coming here. Never had a pet bigger than cheap feeder goldfish.

Bit of a culture shock.
foolishwren: no one puts the 'Sam' in 'Good Samaritan' like the spawn of Samael, right? (aw it was nothin'...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-20 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it took me a good long while to get to that point, lemme tell ya.
foolishwren: as in they like just sort of do things arbitrarily (i believe ghosts are like dogs)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-20 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say I made a lot of first-timer mistakes.

[Like beating her starter with a stick.]
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-21 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
If you get a Murkrow, be real careful what you say around it.

Otherwise it'll wind up unexpectedly squawking 'suck my giant dick, buttweiner' in front of a group of grandmas eating at a cafe and you'll never hear the end of it.