That makes it fun! It's kinda like a game of chance, right? Youuu hope it falls well enough so it'll get everything, but if it doesn't you hope you're not left with a bunch of dry fries at the end.
I kind of figured. Most things aren't. There's always those scare stories in the news, too. 'Do you know what teenagers are doing on the internet? It's not as innocent as you'd think!'
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Okay, question. Do you drizzle ketchup on your fries or dip them?
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[He laughs a little and squirts some ketchup in a small pool on his plate.]
You're still cool, though. Even if you eat your fries weird.
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Don't knock it until you try it.
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Yeah, maybe. Not this time, though. Maybe when I feel like having a food adventure.
I kind of want to learn how to make french fries, but I'm not all that great at cooking. I've gotten a little better, but...
[Still not great.]
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[And that's about it in terms of stuff more complicated than noodles.]
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To failures in the kitchen?
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To kitchen catastrophes.
[Siiiiiiip. And then nom nom fries.]
So at college... do you have a roommate or something?
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Unfortunately, that doesn't really go away. It just changes its appearance.
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