DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
[ The day after Tobias's birthday, a short message shows up in his inbox. ]
tobias-san!!!! happy birthday yesterday!!!!!! i hope you had a great one!!!!!! i'm sorry i didn't get you anything but i wanted to do something for you!!! so i drew you this!!!! raikov-san is going to help me with drawing so i get even better!!!!!!!
We're doing mostly okay. Powers doesn't seem very happy about all of the shaking, though. And Tiny - one of those cats that fell out of the sky - isn't doing too well with it either.
[Tobias will be receiving a nicely wrapped bag of chocolates today! His are all in the shape of little Fletchling. Along with the box there is a note:]
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a super, wonderful, awesmazing day!
[Jimmy feels a little bit weird, calling somebody out of the blue like this, but Tobias had asked, so...]
Uh, hey. It's Jimmy. You wanted me to tell you when I was doing better, figured I ought to. I'm fine, a friend of mine in town ended up having one of her Pokemon do something to me, fixed me right up.
[He's honestly a little surprised that Jimmy called, but he's glad he did. He had been kind of worried, but he didn't want to push the other guy. He smiles as he calls back.]
No problem. I'm glad that you're feeling better. What're you up to?
Hey, Tobias! Have you noticed all these feathers all over the place? I've got one and I've been trying to figure out what kinda Pokemon they might belong to, but they don't match up to any of the birds I have....
Hey, Jimmy. I've got no idea what they're from. I've been trying to figure it out. They're some kind of tail or flight feather, I think. They're too solid to be downy or semiplume feathers.
... But I've never seen a Pokemon with this kind of feather, and the way it's curved is... weird. If we were on Earth I'd say that nothing could really fly very well with how curved it is... but I don't know. There's also no way a single Pokemon could lose that many feathers and still be flying around.
Tobias! Tobiaaas! I've got somebody I want you to meet!
[Jimmy pulls the Gear forward so his head and shoulders will come into view, revealing a small Chatot perched on his right shoulder. The bird fluffs up his feathers, clacking his beak softly.]
Say hi, Paco!
[There's a little pause in which the bird tilts his head at the screen, stretching his wings out to either side before chirping cheerfully:]
Yeah, I do. Let me guess, you got bitten or scratched by one of those weird Pokemon, and now you've woken up with wings and have no idea what to do with them?
[What comes back isn't a phone call, but a picture - a slightly blurry one with brown fur peeking in at the edge, but Rachel's paws are big. What do you want?]
[It's a picture of a small boy with dirty-blond hair, a blanket wrapped around him, crammed into a corner. He has a book in his hands, but it's not open. Instead he has a terrified expression as a Noivern tries to sniff at him.]
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**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
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tobias-san!!!! happy birthday yesterday!!!!!!
i hope you had a great one!!!!!!
i'm sorry i didn't get you anything but i wanted to do something for you!!!
so i drew you this!!!!
raikov-san is going to help me with drawing so i get even better!!!!!!!
love mimi!!!!!!!!!
> ATTACHMENT: tobias_san.png
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It's okay. You didn't have to get me anything. But thanks.
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WHATEVER WORKS
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[ And have a Mimi running up to you. Her smile is a a cheerful as ever, but there's a little bit less of a spring in her step than usual. ]
I knew I'd find you here! You said to tell you how my gym battle went, right? 'Cause I just finished!
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Yeah! How'd it go?
[Regal chirps encouragingly.]
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Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a super, wonderful, awesmazing day!
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Uh, hey. It's Jimmy. You wanted me to tell you when I was doing better, figured I ought to. I'm fine, a friend of mine in town ended up having one of her Pokemon do something to me, fixed me right up.
So...yeah. Thanks again, for being nice.
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No problem. I'm glad that you're feeling better. What're you up to?
[Hopefully not more drinking.]
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You got any idea what they might be?
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[Jimmy pulls the Gear forward so his head and shoulders will come into view, revealing a small Chatot perched on his right shoulder. The bird fluffs up his feathers, clacking his beak softly.]
Say hi, Paco!
[There's a little pause in which the bird tilts his head at the screen, stretching his wings out to either side before chirping cheerfully:]
Hi, Paco!~♪
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Umm, hello? Is Tobias there?
It's fiiiiiine. <3
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Hey Tobias, it's York. Just checking in to make sure you're okay, with all this craziness going on. Just let me know, kid, all right? Over and out.
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[It's a picture of a small boy with dirty-blond hair, a blanket wrapped around him, crammed into a corner. He has a book in his hands, but it's not open. Instead he has a terrified expression as a Noivern tries to sniff at him.]
[Does that answer your question, York?]
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Hello? Tobias, are you there?
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Yeah, I'm here. What's up, Rakka?
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