You're, like, a soldier! Dude, that's so cool. You've been through some weird shit, too, but dude, it's like you're a character right out of a comic book!!

Still, hope you and your friends manage to get rid of the slugs and win the war for your planet. When you get back, you gotta find a way to kick their ass as a bird! ...Can birds kick ass? I mean... you can fly but... Are ya gonna peck 'em out of peoples' ears or something?