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Tobias ([personal profile] wing_attack) wrote2014-11-28 02:12 am

|5.5| [Action]

[Today is a good day. Not because of the weather, but because when Tobias wakes up, he's back in his old body. Not the human one, but the one that's become incredibly comfortable for him over the past few years.]

[You might catch him flying high above people, but he's more content to perch in a tree and watch as people go past. The local birds seem uncomfortable with him, but that's okay. He can't exactly use a Pokeball while like this anyway.]

[Eventually though he calms down and morphs to human (and puts on clothes) long enough to make a post.]


[Video]

[Tobias' cheeks are flushed with excitement, and he's grinning from ear to ear.]

They're back! I mean I'm back. I mean I can do it again. Is anyone else getting... uh... 'abilities' back? I'm kind of curious...

[Regal butts his head into the shot and Tobias jerks his head away to avoid getting a feathery mouthful.]

Sorry, Regal. I can't exactly ride you like that...
garbagechild: nobody bothered to get me vaccinated and i'm food aggressive (i know im cute but dont pet me)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[.... An ARM just came out of that BIRD.]

[That is... that is some wild alchemy that even Wrath hadn't quite been prepared for, and he's the one who can phase his own body straight into the materials around him.]

[He stops, clinging to the bark like a squirrel, and just sort of STARES.]

[The Ursaring, meanwhile, is REALLY NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF A BIRD SPROUTING AN ARM EITHER. That is some bullshit, you flying type. That is SOME BULLSHIT.]

[Slowly, it starts to make its way backwards down the tree. Okay, bird, if you want that kid, you can have him. :I]
garbagechild: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies?? (you really think someone would do that?)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-28 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, THIS KID'S SEEN SOME CRAZY SHIT IN HIS TIME.]

[The arm thing is WEIRD, but not 'I'm gonna start screaming and call the police' weird, which is probably the reaction Tobias is more used to getting.]

[So rather than FREAK OUT, Wrath clambers onto a branch and crouches there like a gargoyle, head tilted to one side.]


Are you a chimera?
garbagechild: me, perching on your ceiling fan like a gargoyle as it rotates. you, hitting me with a broom. both of us are yelling. (here's a concept....)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-29 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[His head turns to tilt the OTHER way. This is so strange!]

Oh.

Are you a Homunculus?

[Every Homunculus could do something different, after all. Envy could turn into different people, so why couldn't there be a Homunculus who turned into different animals? Made sense to Wrath!]
garbagechild: is I'm a sweet handsome boy (one thing about me)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-29 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S OKAY TOBIAS.]

[If anything, his reply has Wrath looking more interested. Maybe this is a NEW one, just like him! Maybe he can bring it to Master just like the others brought him.]


I'm a Homunculus and I didn't know at first, either!

Look, I can do this!

[And then he just straight up plunges his arm INTO THE TREETRUNK and yanks the bark up his arm like a sleeve.]

See?
garbagechild: YIPPIE!!!! (Ich trinke cola und spiele fortnite!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-29 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And I can turn into any material I touch!

[WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?]

[Now wearing a bright smile that displayed his sharky teeth, Wrath leaned closer.]


So how long have you existed?

[HE TOTALLY THINKS YOU'RE A HOMUNCULUS, TOBIAS.]
garbagechild: Stop screaming, it's me, I'm just covered in dirt and blood because I had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home! TO YOU! :) Why are you running? (Hi! I refused to stay buried!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-30 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Ohhh! Okay, so you were--

[He pauses to count internally.]

--Fourteen when you died!

Wow!

I was a baby. I died pretty much right away.

But now we can do all this neat stuff!

[He grins hugely at Tobias.]
garbagechild: i should warn you... it turns out that 'nsfw' does NOT mean 'nice stuff for wrath' :( (so... um....)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-30 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[... SQUINT.]

... But if you didn't die... how can you change your body like that?

Nobody can do that.

'Cept Homunculi.
garbagechild: YOU'RE GONNA FRY ME? ON THE SIDEWALK? YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME?? (YOU'RE GONNA CRACK MY SKULL LIKE AN EGG?)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-01 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Your world?

[He doesn't, really. Unless the inside of the Gate counted as another world, which god, it should. If the world he'd crawled out into was what life was like, then the Gate was surely Hell.]

[But there's no 'technology' in there to be given. Only occasional glimpses of light to be snatched at and coveted, since the rest of the time there was nothing but darkness and torment.]

[Now looking a little unsure, Wrath draws back. THIS IS NEW AND ALARMING.]
garbagechild: you can hear my singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver (if you lean in real close)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-01 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HOW APPLICABLE THIS ACTUALLY IS TO HIS SITUATION but he hasn't yet learned about the world on the other side of the Gate.]

[So he's sort of looking at Tobias like there are lobsters crawling out of his feathery hidden ears.]
garbagechild: i have been classified as an enemy of the state (due to personal reasons)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-01 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He's quiet for quite some time, so long that Tobias might end up thinking he's giving him the silent treatment.]

[But then, at last--]


... Is where you're from better?

[... Wrath honey he has no idea where you're from HOW CAN HE KNOW WHETHER OR NOT IT'S BETTER.]
garbagechild: though recently there has been a darkness growing within me (i am fine thank you for asking!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-03 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Well.

We're at war too.

[Sort of. It's a small, semi-secret war, but still a war. There's still fighting. It counts.]
garbagechild: 'I'm gonna make a baby that is SO beyond help' (my mommy was like)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-03 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's okay.

I like the fighting part.

I'm good at it.

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