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[This is stupid. This is so, so stupid. But he has to ask because it's distressing him a lot and he really needs to know. He tries changing up his typing style so people can't trace it back to him.]

so was anyone like

something else before they came here

like something not human

i really need to know

thats it i guess

i dont know this is stupid maybe ill just delete it but

i had to ask

Comments

normal text forever!!!

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aHa WoAh
NaH wE tRoLlS bE gReY
aNd We GoT tHeSe CoLoRfUl HeAdHoRnS.
UhHh GuEsS i StIlL gOt ThE tEeTh
AnD tHe PoInTy BiT tO mY sPoNgEcLoTs
ThInK tHeY'rE cAlLeD eArS fOr Y'aLl.
Oh AnD wE bE nOcTuRnAl MoThErFuCkErS
bUt ThAt Be It.
YoU gOt GrEeN tRoLlS wHeRe YoU'rE fRoM? :oO

anon text foreverrrrrr

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thats kind of weird

and no theyre not real theyre just stories

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I tHoUgHt HoRnLeSs SqUiShY PiNk StAr MoNkEyS wErE wEiRd ToO mYsTeRy BrOsIs.
BuT tHeY'rE pReTtY dOpE, i LikE tHeM.
iT aIn'T tOo BaD bEiNg OnE eItHeR
i MiSs My HoRnS tHoUgH.

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wAiT







aM i A sToRy?

[ AM I A FIGMENT OF ONES IMAGINATION???? ]

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[Gamzee no the fourth wall.]

i dont think so???

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tHaT'd Be ToO iNtEnSe MaN
i FeEl PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn ReAl
MaYbE yOu GoT a WhOlE nOtHeR pLaNeT gOiNg On Or SoMeThInG

sO wHaT aBoUt YoUr SqUiGgLe PoLe SelF?

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squiggle pole?

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ThIs SqUiGgLy PoLe DoIn ItS tHaNg -> ?
SiNcE i DuNnO wHo YoU bE

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oh a question mark

what do you mean what about me

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WhAt WeRe YoU aLl BeInG bEfOrE gOiNg PiNk?

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a bird

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WhOaA yOu MeAn A ChIrPbEaSt?
FuCk ThAt'S hElLa FlY
pUn InTeNdEd HaHa
HoNk
WhAt'S iT lIkE tO fLy MoThErFuCkEr?

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a hawk so i screeched more than chirped really

flyings fun its really great actually just being above everything and

you feel really free

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DaMn ThIs SoUnDs So SpIrItUaL
SeEiNg ThE vAsT fUcKiN wOrLd FrOm ThE sKy Up ThErE
iT's PrObAbLy A MaSsIvE fUcKiN mIrAcLe PaSt YoUr LoOkStUbS yO
yOu CaN rEaLlY sEe EvErYtHiNg?
i TrIeD oNcE bUt i CaN't Be GeTtInG oFf ThE fUcKiN gRoUnD
hEy, WhAt Do ClOuDs FeEl LiKe?

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not everything but a lot of things

clouds are cold you dont really want to fly up in them because the air cools down a lot

you have to flap a lot to get through cold air so its usually better to glide over roads and concrete where the hot air pushes you up

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WhOaA
yOu'Re SaYiN lIkE
iT's LiKe VaNiLlA?
i KnEw ThOsE cLoUdS gOt SoMeThInG oN eM mAn
HoLy ShIT

[ all the vanilla ]

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except not tasty

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AwW :o(
wElL iT fOoLeD tHe FuCk OuT oF mE.
wHy ThEy GoTtA bE aLl FlUfFy Up ThErE?

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because water collects around dust in the air and clumps together and bends light so it looks like that

i think

its been a long time since science class

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WhA
nO
nOoO nO nO aNoNbRo
I dOn'T wAnT aLl ThE sCiEnCy AnSwErS iN hErE
pUt ThAt AwAy
sHiT sTeAlS aLl My MiRaCuLoUs HaPpEnInGs LiKe A gRaDe A sWiPeR :o(

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oh

uh

sorry?

[Science is neat though. :( ]

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It'S cOoL.
i DoN't EvEn ReMeMbEr WhAt YoU tYpEd At Me HaHa

[ but science is blasphemy :o( ]

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yeah

anyway youre getting along okay as a human?

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SmOoTh As FuCk SaIlInG mAn :o)
It'S jUsT bEiNg AlL hOrNlEsS tHaT cAn MaKe A mOtHeRfUcKeR fEeL oFf HiS bAlAnCe MoJo.
BuT iF i KeEp ShIt On My HeAd, LiKe AlLs ThEsE fUnNy HoNk HoRnS i GoT oN mE? It FeElS pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN eQuAlIzEd.

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maybe put books on your head?

i know people used to do that to learn how to balance properly