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[wing_attack]

[This is stupid. This is so, so stupid. But he has to ask because it's distressing him a lot and he really needs to know. He tries changing up his typing style so people can't trace it back to him.]

so was anyone like

something else before they came here

like something not human

i really need to know

thats it i guess

i dont know this is stupid maybe ill just delete it but

i had to ask

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anon; text

[wing_attack]

[... Oh.]

a bird

really?

[foolishwren]

yeah

her name was kazooie

bit of a jerk sometimes but hella fun to talk to

i still have a pokemon she gave me, way back when

[wing_attack]

was it hard for her to adjust?

[foolishwren]

well i seem to recall her being super mad about the whole idea of clothing for awhile

but otherwise yea i mean

she adjusted pretty well

even had a boyfriend for a bit

[wing_attack]

wow thats

kind of unexpected

but surprisingly relevant

[foolishwren]

in all fairness i think she was from a place where birds are way smarter than the ones where i come from

but hey i mean, still


so are you or someone you know a bird or what

[wing_attack]

im a bird

i mean smarter than most birds no offense to other birds

but yeah im a bird

[foolishwren]

cool

you should talk to one of the ponies

they're the main group of people i know who used to be animals

maybe they'll have some tips for you or something

[wing_attack]

i was going to say 'thats weird' but really i have no room to talk

[foolishwren]

yeah i dont think you have any leg to stand on when it comes to weird, birdboy



or birdgirl


whichever

[wing_attack]

you're probably right i guess

hell we're living in a place with pokemon weirdness is normal here

[foolishwren]

yeah for real

it's a good idea never to expect too much logic out of this place

it'll disappoint you every time

[wing_attack]

yeah im not sure how nature took a look at something like a mouse or whatever and was like 'now it needs to shoot electricity'

but its definitely not the nature i know

[foolishwren]

yeah same i mean

there's an entire species out there whose butts are permanently on fire

ALL OF THEM

ALL THE TIME

i dont even want to know how evolution created them

[wing_attack]

i think nature is drunk here

[foolishwren]

drunk AND high

[wing_attack]

don't have much experience with high people. apparently that's more of a high school thing.

[foolishwren]



haha

i see what you did there

"high" school

_{[Heather you are old enough to be in college]}

[wing_attack]

that was totally unintentional but i appreciate the laugh anyway

[foolishwren]

you are entirely welcome