|3| [Text][Anon]

[wing_attack]

[This is stupid. This is so, so stupid. But he has to ask because it's distressing him a lot and he really needs to know. He tries changing up his typing style so people can't trace it back to him.]

so was anyone like

something else before they came here

like something not human

i really need to know

thats it i guess

i dont know this is stupid maybe ill just delete it but

i had to ask

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[codpieces]

WhA
nO
nOoO nO nO aNoNbRo
I dOn'T wAnT aLl ThE sCiEnCy AnSwErS iN hErE
pUt ThAt AwAy
sHiT sTeAlS aLl My MiRaCuLoUs HaPpEnInGs LiKe A gRaDe A sWiPeR :o(

[wing_attack]

oh

uh

sorry?

[Science is neat though. :( ]

[codpieces]

It'S cOoL.
i DoN't EvEn ReMeMbEr WhAt YoU tYpEd At Me HaHa

[ but science is blasphemy :o( ]

[wing_attack]

yeah

anyway youre getting along okay as a human?

[foolishwren]

well i seem to recall her being super mad about the whole idea of clothing for awhile

but otherwise yea i mean

she adjusted pretty well

even had a boyfriend for a bit

sora doesn't do anon well

[heartdive]

That was a while ago, but yeah.

[wing_attack]

wow thats

kind of unexpected

but surprisingly relevant

that's okay sora we know you can't computer ;w;

[wing_attack]

demons dont exist in my world but i guess they could exist in other places

[ossifragant]

Yeah, that's right.

Just enjoy this while you can.

text;

[voidedrogue]

i think you probs werent human at home
otherwise why ask

unless youre speciesist i guess

so can i ask what you were if not human

[codpieces]

SmOoTh As FuCk SaIlInG mAn :o)
It'S jUsT bEiNg AlL hOrNlEsS tHaT cAn MaKe A mOtHeRfUcKeR fEeL oFf HiS bAlAnCe MoJo.
BuT iF i KeEp ShIt On My HeAd, LiKe AlLs ThEsE fUnNy HoNk HoRnS i GoT oN mE? It FeElS pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN eQuAlIzEd.

[wing_attack]

its just weird

pokemon are pop culture in my world not things that actually exist

[wing_attack]

maybe put books on your head?

i know people used to do that to learn how to balance properly

anon; text

[wing_attack]

a bird

[styxiedust]

That's all right, dear, you'll get your bearings soon enough. Electric Pokemon are very easy to come by, and as for a big flying Pokemon...I'm a breeder, I could work on breeding one for you if you'd like. Once you've got your badge, that is.

[wing_attack]

i have a rufflet but i dunno how long it takes him to evolve

but i have a blitzle who likes battling so he should be helpful

[foolishwren]

in all fairness i think she was from a place where birds are way smarter than the ones where i come from

but hey i mean, still


so are you or someone you know a bird or what

[wing_attack]

im a bird

i mean smarter than most birds no offense to other birds

but yeah im a bird

[codpieces]

UhHhH

[ so ok he's gonna try this with the trainer manual, but it takes a while to respong back! ]

lIkE tHihgcjh
AuGh FuCk MaN
oKaY I Ayt;kj
ShIt
ThEy KeEp FaLlInG aNoNbRo :o(

[wing_attack]

thats why you have to practice

[ossifragant]

[....what's pop culture]

You're pretty knowledgeable about things for a bird.

[wing_attack]

[Greed you poor man.]

i have human friends

it makes sense in context i just wasnt sure if people would be okay with someone going 'yeah im actually a bird'

[foolishwren]

cool

you should talk to one of the ponies

they're the main group of people i know who used to be animals

maybe they'll have some tips for you or something

[wing_attack]

i was going to say 'thats weird' but really i have no room to talk

his one true weakness

[heartdive]

That's kind of the amazing thing about different worlds. You never know what you're gonna find.